Rant On: Christian's Return
Posted on Feb. 23, 2009
Thank God. Captain Charisma has finally come to his senses. Although he's made his return on ECW, which means I'm gonna have to start watching ECW again, I'm still really happy he's back. I think WWE tricked everyone into thinking he was returning at the Royal Rumble, and getting involved with the Matt/Jeff/Edge thing. I was honestly shocked he came back on ECW. If Meghan hadn't messaged me and told me, I wouldn't have even watched ECW that week, and it would've taken me ages to find out. Jack Swagger sucks anus and I'll be very glad when Christian can take the ECW title away from him... Maybe the peeps should petition for a good ol' TLC match at Wrestlemania 25. That would be splendid. I do miss E + C, with their kazoo songs, 5 second poses and strange sunglasses, but I shouldn't take this for granted. It's good enough that Christian is back. We don't need anything more... For now. Basically, "Suckering Suckatash!" I'm glad Christian is back :)
Rant On: Candice Michelle
Posted on Feb. 5, 2009
"Candice embodies the spirit of a true WWE Diva, that being a woman who can kick ass and look good doing it. With her particularly striking combination of good looks, in-ring ability and bubbly personality, this the self-professed “Cheese Head” from Wisconsin could someday be considered one of the greatest WWE Divas ever." Three words: What. The. Hell. That is posted on WWE.com's bio page for Candice, and it makes me sick to think she'll be considered one of the greatest Divas ever. Much to the dislike of Tanya, I
cannot stand Candice Michelle. How she still has a job in WWE is beyond me. For one, she looks like she's fallen on her face too many times. No-one looks like that if they haven't had plastic surgery. Two, her wrestling ability was just starting to get tolerable... And then she got injured. She comes back after a ton of hype, and she sucks again. And she hasn't improved since. Three, did you see Survivor Series 08? She injured herself
getting into the ring! She wasn't even doing anything! Four, her entrance song is bad enough, without her signing along to it! Actually, it's not as much singing as it is screeching. And her dancing just makes it worse. Five, her voice makes me want to rip off my arm just so I have something to beat her with. She's the most annoying person to ever grace worldwide television, including Miley Cyrus. Candice Michelle drives me insane, and she is a terrible wrestler.
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